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How_to_Be_A_Whore

Not sure whether or not you or someone you know is a whore? After finishing this video, you may be certain!\n\nMake sure you send this video to all your friends, so they too can find out too, IF THEY ARE A WHORE!\n\nVisit my site anytime: http://www.onision.com\n\nTags: how to be a whore howto do it yourself diy quiz hooker slut am i a is my friend an girl dirty woman paid for sex whores hookers and sluts oh my\n\n---------------\nOriginal Script\n---------------\n\nBrocon - Hey, my name\'s Brocon. You know a lot of girls out there dream big.\n[camera change]\nBrocon - Some want to be scientists, some want to be teachers and some want to be actors.\n[camera change]\nBrocon - But today I want to talk about a different kind of girl. Sally my whore girlfriend for instance.\n[camera change] Brocon - This is How to Be A Whore\n\nTelephone Call\nBrocon - Hey Sally, what are you up to?\n[go to black screen with her text every time]\nSally - Oh hey Brocon! [man says \"hey baby come back to bed\"]\nBrocon - What the heck was that Sally?\nSally - What? [Sally get off the phone and get back on me!] Um... Brocon?\nBrocon - [frustrated] Sally are you coming over at six?\nSally - Totally YEAH!\nBrocon - Bye\nSally - [moaning in the background]\nBrocon - [Hangs up and glares.]\n\nMeeting That Night\n[knock at the door]\nBrocon - Hey Sally\nSally - Hey Brocon!\nBrocon - [pauses and looks at Sally\'s mouth which has mayo on it]\n\nCuts to Brocon\n\nBrocon - You see, the first sign of someone being a whore is their face.\n[change camera]\nBrocon - Sometimes they\'ll have something crusty, sometimes there will be herpes.\n[change camera]\nBrocon - But a super whore\'s case, she\'ll have a fresh white cream on her face.\n[change camera]\nBrocon - And the pervert taxi driver that dropped her off will have a stupid grin on his face when he drives away.\n\nCuts back to scene\n\nBrocon - Sally you have something on your face.\nSally - Oh I\'m sorry, that\'s just a ridiculously disgusting pimple.\nBrocon - No I mean that white crap.\nSally - Oh that\'s dead skin... it\'s not sperm silly... haha... ha...\nBrocon - No I mean that fresh white wet goop on your face.\nSally - Mayonaise... from... a sandwitch... I ate six hours ago...\nBrocon - [Goes looks at the camera awkwardly]\nSally - What are you looking at?\nBrocon - Nothing... hey, did you want to cook the meal tonight?\nSally - [laughs awkwardly] What do you mean?\n\nCuts to Brocon\n\nBrocon - You see whores can\'t cook. All they\'re good for is baby making...\n[switches camera]\nBrocon - But once the babies out, that babies dumpster bound.\n\nCuts to sitting at a table.\n\nSally - OMG hot dogs are my favorite! But I like to eat them without the bun. [slow motion of her bringing it up to her mouth.\nBrocon - Are you serious right now?\nSally - [sucks the hotdog disgustingly]\n\nCuts to Brocon \n\nBrocon - You see no matter the food, whores will turn it into a sex object.\n[changes camera]\nBrocon - Whores think that sex is the only reason for living. Because their idiots.\n[changes camera]\nBrocon - Some people function based of logic, others emotion...\n[changes camera]\nBrocon - Sally operates off of sensation. Because she has the intelligence of a cat in heat.\n\nCuts to scene of meal being finished with ketchup all over her face.\n\nSally - Mmm, that fat meaty sausage was good Brocon.\nBrocon - Yeah... you have crap on your face again.\nSally - So...\nBrocon - What?\nSally - You know... [gropes self]\nBrocon - Oh...\n\nCuts to Brocon\n\nBrocon - So this is the part where the whore really comes out.\n[changes camera angle]\nBrocon - I tell you, put anything in a whore\'s belly, no matter how simple...\n[changes camera]\nBrocon - And she\'ll be hotter than lava in the pits of hell times inifinite.\n[changes camera]\n\nCuts to scene.\n\nSally - So Brocon... want to take this to the bedroom.\nBrocon - [looks at an intense Brocon] Get out.\n\nOH NEE SEA ON
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